It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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