3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
