Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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