You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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