Will you blow on my dice?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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