I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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