I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize