Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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