Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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