i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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