I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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