okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
only if we run a train.
done.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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