I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I will be naked everywhere
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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