Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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