Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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