Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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