at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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