sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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