He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Someone signed my nipple.
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