I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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