He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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