This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i think i just lost a toe
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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