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• (+44): View more from England

  You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.

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  Worst stoner tragedy.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.

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• (914): View more from New York

  The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.

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• (650): View more from California

  I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.

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• (714): View more from California

  I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM

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  Stall or urinal?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.

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