I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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