We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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