Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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