It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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