i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You can't motorboat a personality
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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