dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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