found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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