is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
