Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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