margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was born a porn star she said
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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