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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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