Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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