even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize