I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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