we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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