When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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