love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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