your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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