The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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