Your mouth is God's brothel.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Randomize
