oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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