Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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