He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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