the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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