4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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