I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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