I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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