yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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