Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
