my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think your dad took our porno
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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