Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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