The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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