We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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